Came across this few days back.
WHAT IS MARKETING?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's direct marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl! one of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you, says: "He's very rich. Marry him!" - That's advertising
3. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face - That's Customer Feedback
5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say "I am very rich. Marry me!" and she introduces you to her husband - That's demand and supply gap
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say "I'm rich. Marry me!" Your wife arrives - That's restriction for entering new markets.